Toughest Beat of the Week #1

The NFL story of the week belongs to Kyler Murray of the Arizona Cardinals and the now infamous homework clause.

Murray officially signed his new five-year $230 million extension on Monday. Later that same day Ian Rapoport of the NFL Network tweeted a screenshot of an “Independent Study” contract addendum which stipulates Murray must complete 4 hours of study per game week, excluding bye weeks, during the contract term.

Ok…

First of all this seems unprecedented for an NFL player’s contract. Per one ProFootballTalk source, it is and does not violate the CBA. With careers like Michael Vick’s in the rearview mirror it’s surprising a contract term of this kind hasn’t happened or gone public before. 

The fact this addendum even exists seems extremely problematic for everyone involved, especially the NFL itself. Is this the first of more homework clauses to come? I hear the drum beat of curmudgeons detesting the dissemination of NBA’s influence.

Extensive film study has been synonymous with not just elite modern quarterbacks like Peyton Manning, but also defensive legend Ray Lewis. I recall Lewis pontificating how the challenging of facing Manning wasn’t primarily on the field but off it. Lewis spent hours upon hours at home watching film and demanded others join him because Peyton was “clickin” the film remote.

Murray on the other hand does not believe he requires intensive studying outside the Cardinals facility. 

“I think I was blessed with the cognitive skills to just go out there and just see it before it happens. I’m not one of those guys that’s going to sit there and kill myself watching film. I don’t sit there for 24 hours and break down this team and that team and watch every game because, in my head, I see so much.”

Kyler Murray to The New York Times

In his playoff debut this past season, the wunderkind posted a blistering 19-34 for 137 yards, zero touchdowns, and two interceptions, before boldly pulling himself from the game.

Colt McCoy not knowing his damn place encouraged Murray to finished the game but that was it for boy wonder.

I can’t, respectfully, only grill Murray for his horrid performance. Head coach Biff… I mean Kliff Kingsberry coaches like DJ Press Play. The Rams physically abused the offensive line and scheme inside and out.

There were seemingly no adjustments in the first half of the game before going into halftime down 21 to zero. Murray look distressed and eventually unhinged when he threw a pick-six in desperation to complete a 6 yard pass.

Not even a healthy DeAndre Hopkins would not have tipped the outcome of the game.

Throw the ball Kyler… Throw the fucking ball!!!

The Rams pressured Murray constantly, covered their receivers, and contained Murray from making plays with his legs.

Was Murray injured? Possibly, but everyone is battling injuries in at this point of the season. Either way the Rams offered very limited opportunities for Murray and his legs to bail out the offense.

The coach is there to support the players and put them in the situations to succeed and win ball games. Kingsberry has never demonstrated consistently this coaching competency.

On the other hand Murray already conceded he can “just see it before it happens” though…

So who should the court of public opinion blame?

Bad coachin’, bad general management (can’t just rely on one receiver), and feeble quarterbacking led to a playoff fiasco. Complete organizational failure.

This homework clause amounts to gross incompetence. You know… I planned to publish this piece on Tuesday. Thankfully life got in the way.

The beat got even tougher!

Thursday evening reports surface the Cardinals removed the independent study addendum amid public scrutiny.

When I drive make a wrong turn I commit to the mistake and get back on course safely, but not these guys.

Both the Cardinals and Murray already agreed to the homework clause. Sure the headlines were embarrassing but don’t forget why you even had it in the first place.

Kyler Murray needs to spend more time preparing during the season, and the fact the Cardinals felt they had to put into his contract screams to the fundamental issue.

Since drafting Murray the Cardinals have coddled and enabled the player.

No one should be surprised at Murray’s behavior and attitude since becoming an NFL prospect whether it’s his awkward pre-draft interview with Dan Patrick, unfollowing and purging all Cardinals related content from his Instagram, or having his agent issue a ransom letter with two years remaining on his contract.

You don’t have to be Adam Schefter to grasp from afar Murray behaves like a stereotypical 24 year older zoomer. Poor “whatever” body language. Facial indifference. Boomers aren’t the only ones guessing he plays COD to relax.

No one is asking Kyler Murray to show archetypal quarterback traits we’ve seen in Patrick Mahomes or even Lamar Jackson. But he does have to show his teammates and the organization he hates losing. That he covets winning.

Holding the team hostage with two years left on your contract after a pathetic playoff performance and a serious lack of commitment to preparation shows Kyler Murray cares more about what comes with being an NFL quarterback than actually being one.

The Cardinals have appeased Kyler with the keys to the team.

About to Spider 2 Y Banana These Wings!

There’s never been a more prolific start to an NFL season than the first two weeks of Pandemic football and offenses won’t slow down anytime soon.

Quarterback statistics are insane from mid-tier starters up to Russell Wilson who is completing over 80% of his passes with a 140 passer rating. Rookies Joe Burrow and Justin Herbert, with a pre-kickoff five minute heads up, have both played much better than most anticipated. Neither had a pre-season or the typical off-seasons rookies enjoy. Gardner Minshew looked like he’s sparking out there the first two weeks with a bunch of no name guys.

Why is this happen?

Offenses and defenses had the same off-seasons. There are still good defenses out there in Baltimore and Pittsburgh. The rule changes I’ve witnessed over the last twenty years have fully come into fruition. Those changes had already made the NFL an offensive league; however, with a global pandemic limiting clubs’ time to prepare the game shows clear favoritism towards offense.

This is what we all signed up for.

None of us are watching for the defenses. TV rating history tells us that. Anecdotally this is true. Rams and Pats played the last “bad” Super Bowl. Admittedly I enjoyed watching the defenses execute their schemes and make adjustments until half time. As the game wore on it felt excruciating watching Belichick and gang suffocate the breath out of the Rams.

I doubt we’ll have any such game this year. Every team so far has scored in the double digits.

The league only sells what the fans want to buy. If the public really loved watching defense the NFL would set rules allowing players to rough up receivers and obstruct them from catching passes. Obviously, that is not the case. As long as some of the defenses can stop a nosebleed or at least be competent it’s a great product. Especially if you love betting the lines.

My buddy Andrew and I started recording what has already been an annual affair in our ten year friendship. We will talk on the phone for an hour plus on Monday or Tuesday and react to each game from Sunday. Andrew will recall my infamous Peterman rant which really got us thinking about recording these conversations.

Let me set the scene for you. Raiders’ first season with Jon Gruden bombed. Almost everything he said turned into a meme or an embarrassing moment for the media grind their axes on. We were losing a lot that season and again I was embarrassed. I was driving home from work one December beaten down from work listening to a podcast when the hosts talked about the Raiders signing Nathan Peterman

I had my window down, stuck in 5 o’clock traffic, and wailed at the radio console “THE FUCKING PETERMAN?!”

At that moment I became completely unhinged. I picked up the phone and called Andrew immediately yammering away. Poor guy could not get a word in to even say hello. My main point of infuriating emphasis was the Peterman was now the fourth stringer. Fourth stringer… Gruden we can’t stop a fucking sneeze and you want another quarterback?!

“THAT’S GREAT WE’RE DEFINITELY GONNA WIN WITH FOUR FUCKIN’ QUARTERBACK?!” Andrew laughed hysterically.

Do I sound maniacal? Absolutely. That’s sports and being a fan, a fanatic. It makes us crazy, but we love it. Otherwise why come back every Sunday in September? I still pace and yell at the tv when the Raiders play. Talk to myself like there’s two of me in the room. Reasoning with myself how we might win this one. When we’re losing I lament how far we are away from hope.

I’m embarrassed. Why the fuck am I embarrassed? It’s just a game. I have no impact on the game. I’m not coaching, GMing, nor playing.

Being a sports fan is completely irrational. I’m all in for another Sunday.

As I mentioned earlier Andrew and I started recording our conversions this season and picking the lines. Minshew was all out of mana on Thursday completely blowing my prediction. I’m glad the Jags weren’t one of my top three lines of the week. I hope to make these predictions a regular blog routine prior to Sundays.

My pick of the week is Patriots over the Raiders -6.5. Patriots are coming off a close loss to the Seahawks that they could’ve won. Great Sunday night game. Raider’s had two close wins and they’re due to come back to earth.

Belichick is not going 1-2. Look for the Patriots to control the clock with an exotic running game and a great mix of passing plays when the Raiders can’t stop the run which they’ve been unable to do in the last two weeks. Cam just needs to hit them deep a few times to loosen the weak Raider defense up.

The Pats’ offensive plan is exactly what the Raiders would like to do themselves, but will not execute today. They will stop Josh Jacobs and force Derek Carr to throw too much against a great Patriot secondary. Bad match up for us. Take the Pats to win by a touchdown or more.

Second pick of the week, Titans at Vikings getting -2.5. Are you kidding me? The Viks are a complete shit show and quarterbacked by Kirk Cousins. Need I say more? I’ll take Tennessee to win by more than a field goal. This one will get ugly earlier if Derrick Henry trucks the defense. I feel bad for coach Zimmer. It’s not on him.

Last pick of the weekend, Lions at Cardinals with Arizona getting -5.5. Again, just say thank you and take the Cards. This is too easy. The Lions are coached by Matt Patricia… There’s not a nickname bad enough for this idiot. Never understood why Jim Caldwell got fired. I’m sure it has nothing to do with him being black…

Anyways, looking forward to week three of football Sunday. Enjoy America. We need the momentary distraction. Monday we’re back to business.

The Malzahn Special

Sorry Andrew but your ducks blew it. The Mallards started hot with two quick touchdowns but struggled once Auburn’s defense caught its breath and Oregon ran out of plays for it’s limited receiving core. Auburn head coach Gus Malzahn seemed determined to serve the ducks his read option meatball special featuring true freshman, and perfectly named dixy quarterback, Bo Nix, who sprinkled in two interceptions and 42% passer rating for good measure. Despite their depleted forces, Oregon had the ingredients for an easy win until old habits came to Jerry’s World to roost.

Dropped passes, one in the end zone, and bad penalties (from the fucking punter) weren’t even the worst of it. Two uncalled for timeouts exposed Oregon head coach Mario Cristobal had no situational awareness nor plan for us back-up QB. The whole stadium knew you were gonna run the damn ball. Perfect opportunity for a play action pass but nah let’s be predictable. Can’t wait for the NFL season to start. Sure you still have your Jason Garrett’s in the pros but at least there’s some sophistication in their offense and defense.

Anyways, I digress. Auburn in defiance of its inept coaching found a victory through unrelenting defense and a great last drive by Nix. Let’s not start ranting and raving “Bo Knows Comebacks.” It was one game. He stared down his receiver for the last touchdown and played like shit for three quarters. Nix could have easily been the talk of disappointment in college football, but he won his first game while covering the spread. Tip of the cap. Congratulations to my roommate Amelia and the War Eagle faithful.

Gus

The spelling of Bo’s name turned into a debate at our party with some advocating for B-e-a-u versus B-o. If you’re born and raised a War Eagle fan it’s Bo, end of discussion. Unfortunately for Andrew and Puddles the game left them and Ducks nation disappointed once again. Will this be another wasted season for Oregon QB Justin Herbert? The shadow of Chip Kelly looms. I share in Andrew’s pain with my Raiders heading into what feels like a catastrophic season, courtesy of Hard Knocks. It’s officially football season.

Before the Auburn game, the Texans traded Jadeveon Clowney to the Seahawks for a third rounder, essentially bailing Seattle out of the void left by Frank Clark. Then Miami fleeced them for two first rounders, a second, and two throw-away players in exchange for Laremy Tunsil, Kenny Stills, and a fourth rounder. Ryan Grigson must have Vince McMahoned in his chair. Bruce Allen frothing with envy in Washington. Even in retirement Andrew Luck owns the Texans. Kansas also took advantage dealing Carlos Hyde to Houston which opened their roaster for Shady McCoy.

Nothing excites me more for the season to officially start than awful management of a professional football team. That’s what being a fan is all about. False hope your team becomes a contender, but they won’t. Calling plays from the La-Z-Boy like you’re Belichick (you ain’t). Thinking you know better than the jerk running the team which you don’t, with the exception of the Texans. They gave up more for their offensive needs than the Bears and Browns gave up for Odell Beckham Jr and Khail Mack. Anyone could use those precedents to bargain a better deal, but what do I know? I’m just an anthropologist.

Happy Labor Day!